如何把Cardi B《WAP》的歌詞內容翻譯為中文？

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I said certified freak seven days a week

Wet-a*s p***y make that pullout game weak

Ah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah you f**kin' with some wet-a*s p***y yeah

Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-a*s p***y

Give me everything you got for this wet-a*s p***y

Beat it up n***a catch a charge

Extra large and extra hard

Put this p***y right in your face

Swipe your nose like a credit card

Hop on top I wanna ride

I do a kegel while it's inside

Spit in my mouth look in my eyes

This p***y is wet come take a dive

Tie me up like I'm surprised

Let's roleplay I'll wear a disguise

I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage

Make it cream make me scream

Out in public make a scene

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